Bell’s doesn’t shout; it whispers “now” —
and Thanksgiving obeys.
Picture it: your kitchen, T-Day morning. The bird’s giving you side-eye, the stuffing mix is pretending to be confident, and then—she arrives. A prim 1-oz box in high-viz yellow with a very proud turkey on the front. She clears her throat like a headmistress and says, “Sweetie, hand me the…




